“The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'”
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Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
