Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a… — Quoted

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“Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.”

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Adam Carolla

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

Freedom

Adam Carolla

I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.

Age

Adam Carolla

In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money... and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn't very good at it.

Architecture

Adam Carolla

I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.

Health