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“All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.”

Mitch Hedberg · Funny

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Mitch Hedberg

I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.

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Mitch Hedberg

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

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Mitch Hedberg

I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.

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Mitch Hedberg

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

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