I wish I had the nerve not to tip. — Quoted

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“I wish I had the nerve not to tip.”

Paul Lynde · Funny

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Paul Lynde

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.

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Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

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My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.

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If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

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