Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate! — Quoted

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“Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!”

Paul Lynde · Food

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My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.

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Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way.

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Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.

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