Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. — Quoted

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“Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.”

Robert Benchley · Funny

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Robert Benchley

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.

Humor

Robert Benchley

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

Death

Robert Benchley

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.

Famous

Robert Benchley

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.

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