“I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.”
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I've thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers was on the Comics Pages. They were able to pull off intelligent social comment, pure truths not found elsewhere in the news pages, and had the ability to make it all funny, entertaining, and pertinent.
Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. There's nothing more satisfying.
The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
