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“If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.”

Marcelene Cox · Funny

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Marcelene Cox

Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there's the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in.

Christmas

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Weather means more when you have a garden. There's nothing like listening to a shower and thinking how it is soaking in around your green beans.

Gardening

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Children in a family are like flowers in a bouquet: there's always one determined to face in an opposite direction from the way the arranger desires.

Family

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One sure way to lose another woman's friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.

Friendship