“One sure way to lose another woman's friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.”
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If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.
Eating without conversation is only stoking.
Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there's the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in.
Children in a family are like flowers in a bouquet: there's always one determined to face in an opposite direction from the way the arranger desires.
