I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and… — Quoted

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“I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.”

Robert Benchley · Funny

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Robert Benchley

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

Death

Robert Benchley

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.

Famous

Robert Benchley

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

Funny

Robert Benchley

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

Pet