“When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.”
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I was so afraid to even read a paper in front of my classmates. It is very funny because at that point my teachers would never have believed that I could speak in front of an audience of over 2, 000 people.
Even as a kid I was never the generator of humor, but I always knew who was funny, who to hang out with.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
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