“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.”
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Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love.
Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.
Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn't work. You can be politically incorrect if you're smart.
Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive.
