The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. — Quoted

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“The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.”

Joan Rivers · Fitness

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Joan Rivers

Never floss with a stranger.

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Joan Rivers

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

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Joan Rivers

What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care.

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Joan Rivers

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.

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