“I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.”
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Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'
In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money... and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn't very good at it.
