“Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.”
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We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.
The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
