“You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.”
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I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'
Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
