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“I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.”

Jeff Foxworthy · Dad

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I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.

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It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.

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I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.

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My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.

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