Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. — Quoted

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“Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.”

Joan Rivers · Diet

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Joan Rivers

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.

Happiness

Joan Rivers

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Funny

Joan Rivers

Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.

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Joan Rivers

What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care.

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