“It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.”
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For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.
Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.
My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.
