Pet quotes

Dogs are my favorite people.

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

To his dog, every man is Napoleon hence the constant popularity of dogs.

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions they pass no criticisms.

Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened.

I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.