Marriage quotes

Like everything which is not the involuntary result of fleeting emotion but the creation of time and will, any marriage, happy or unhappy, is infinitely more interesting than any romance, however passionate.

In a happy marriage it is the wife who provides the climate, the husband the landscape.

I enjoy being single, but I loved being married.

Sensual pleasures have the fleeting brilliance of a comet a happy marriage has the tranquillity of a lovely sunset.

I like getting married, but I don't like being married.

When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.

When I get married, it'll be no secret.

Love in marriage should be the accomplishment of a beautiful dream, and not, as it too often is, the end.

Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife she has thought much worse things about you.

On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable.

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.

Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands.

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

I've had an exciting time I married for love and got a little money along with it.

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced 'mirage'.

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.

Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own.