Men quotes

There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.

Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

English culture is basically homosexual in the sense that the men only really care about other men.

Women are systematically degraded by receiving the trivial attentions which men think it manly to pay to the sex, when, in fact, men are insultingly supporting their own superiority.

As soon as the land of any country has all become private property, the landlords, like all other men, love to reap where they never sowed, and demand a rent even for its natural produce.

As far as the men who are running for president are concerned, they aren't even people I would date.

The first problem for all of us, men and women, is not to learn, but to unlearn.

When we tire of well-worn ways, we seek for new. This restless craving in the souls of men spurs them to climb, and to seek the mountain view.

Men should only believe half of what women say. But which half?

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

Men do not shape destiny, Destiny produces the man for the hour.

Ah, lives of men! When prosperous they glitter - Like a fair picture when misfortune comes - A wet sponge at one blow has blurred the painting.

Either war is obsolete, or men are.

We must make it clear that a platform of 'I hate gay men and women' is not a way to become president of the United States.

Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothes. Men who like women never notice what they wear.

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

Men, their rights, and nothing more women, their rights, and nothing less.

I have known war as few men now living know it. It's very destructiveness on both friend and foe has rendered it useless as a means of settling international disputes.

The only language men ever speak perfectly is the one they learn in babyhood, when no one can teach them anything!

The strength and power of a country depends absolutely on the quantity of good men and women in it.