Ted Nugent

I don't pay to have my dirty work done for me. I do it myself.

War is good when good survives and evil is crushed. If you don't crush evil then evil will get you.

The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil.

The good news is that real-world hands-on conservation is alive and well and catching on across the America I travel.

Every study on crime and or firearms proves time and time again, that 99.99999% of American gun owners do not commit crimes or use our firearms in any dangerous or improper way.

Like the average American that I hang out with, and like my father before me, I raised all my children to respect tools and use them wisely and safely.

Like all other law-abiding Americans, I fully support legal immigration.

Without question, the Red Ryder BB gun is the most important gun in the history of American weaponry.

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.

I'm not in the leftist controlled Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because of my political views, primarily my lifelong militant support of the NRA, the Second Amendment, and my belief that the only good bad guy is a dead bad guy.

I surround myself with positive, productive people of good will and decency.

Gibson has been making the finest electric guitars the world has ever witnessed for over 70 years. They are as American as God, guns and rock and roll.

Use your lives wisely, my friends, and conserve these precious freedoms for future generations.

Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical career and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate me.

For the Nugent family, fast food is a running herbivore.

Fortunately, as it pertains to guns, my dad and uncle introduced me to guns the way it needs to be done: smart, slow and safe.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world.