Douglas Horton

Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.

Smile, it's free therapy.

The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love.

If you love something let it go free. If it doesn't come back, you never had it. If it comes back, love it forever.

We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for a pardon.

Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.

To buy happiness is to sell soul.

If food were free, why work?

Action cures fear, inaction creates terror.

Death is feared as birth is forgotten.

To awake from death is to die in peace.

As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang against death ignoring heaven.

Death is the final wake-up call.

Change occurs in direct proportion to dissatisfaction, but dissatisfaction never changes.

Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.

Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.