Will Rogers

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.