“Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.”
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Envy is the art of counting the other fellow's blessings instead of your own.
Second to agriculture, humbug is the biggest industry of our age.
I don't know why people are so obsessed with age anyway. I mean, 90 is the new 70 70 is the new 50 and 50 is the new 40 so the whole act-your-age thing? Only up to a point.
As winter strips the leaves from around us, so that we may see the distant regions they formerly concealed, so old age takes away our enjoyments only to enlarge the prospect of the coming eternity.