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“I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.”

Dave Barry · Car

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I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.

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Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print.

Religion

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Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

Car

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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.

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