“To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'”
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I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
