“I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I can.”
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Humor comes from self-confidence.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won't like you at all.
Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn't sign your name you'd have to pay cash.
