“The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.”
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Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for president. But it's just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you're just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it.
No matter how good you are at planning, the pressure never goes away. So I don't fight it. I feed off it. I turn pressure into motivation to do my best.
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.
The U.S. Armed Forces are the best trained, best equipped fighting forces in the world.
