“As you age naturally, your family shows more and more on your face. If you deny that, you deny your heritage.”
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Marriage is an exercise in torture.
Old age has deformities enough of its own. It should never add to them the deformity of vice.
Even in this day and age, if you're not married, there are people who are like, 'Awww! Don't worry, it'll happen for you someday.'
From as long as, literally as far back as I can remember I've liked puns, word jokes, I can literally recall looking at a comic at the age of six or seven and I remember what I enjoyed and what it was precisely and how the joke worked.
