“One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that.”
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I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation.
The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't.
Yes, I still love 'South Park, ' but I also love morning TV now.
It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears.