“Women would rather be right than reasonable.”
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The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
