“The problem is, women have stopped setting the bar high.”
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Women are the real reason we get up every day. I'm talking about real men. If there were no women, I would not even have to bathe, because why would I care? These are guys I'm hanging with. I wake up for a woman every day of my life to make it happen for her.
Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do.
I'm not a relationship expert. I'm an expert on manhood.
How can smart women be so stupid about men sometimes? Lack of knowledge. It's what men have kept secret for so long.
