“For me, life has either been a wake or a wedding.”
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When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
I'm the most gregarious of men and love good company, but never less alone when alone.
Irish women are always carrying water on their heads, and always carrying their husbands home from pubs. Such things are the greatest posture-builders in the world.
I woke up one morning to find I was famous. I bought a white Rolls-Royce and drove down Sunset Boulevard, wearing dark specs and a white suit, waving like the Queen Mum.
