Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't h… — Quoted

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“Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.”

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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

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As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree, ' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

God

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If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

Failure

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Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

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