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“Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.”

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The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example.

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The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.

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