Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of dema… — Quoted

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“Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again.”

Margaret Cho · Beauty

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Margaret Cho

I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.

Funny

Margaret Cho

I think it is really sad that when people lose their homes they kind of lose their minds too.

Sad

Margaret Cho

Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's a straight up Democrat move!

Smile

Margaret Cho

It's very hard for a woman in comedy. It's hard for women to be bold and not care what anyone, particularly men, think. Maybe that is why so many women comics are lesbians.

Women