“If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.”
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Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you're interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.
You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.
I love being famous - it's phenomenal.
I'm famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can't count on it.
