“Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.”
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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.
We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.
