“Everyone looks so much better when they smile.”
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Politics is pop. Our job as comedians - especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience - is to amplify what we think America is thinking.
The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.
Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, 'Thank you?'
I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed.
