“He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites.”
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Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day.
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
