“If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.”
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The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
