“I have a stepladder. It's a very nice stepladder but it's sad that I never knew my real ladder.”
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What's amazing is that I'm recognized all over the world through 'Red Dwarf.' British fans are exceptional, but the American fans are something else. Some of them fly 500 miles to stand in line for three hours, just to meet me, then when they do they collapse. It makes you feel like a rock star!
It is sadder to find the past again and find it inadequate to the present than it is to have it elude you and remain forever a harmonious conception of memory.
You want people to feel something when you tell a story, whether they feel happy or whether they feel sad.
I had sadness for breakfast.
