“I'm not the most romantic guy, although I do try.”
Tip: press → for another quote, C to copy, S to share.
I remember, when I was an up-and-coming comic, how annoyed I would be when the famous guys would show up and just take everyone's spots.
Marriage can be expensive, and if I lose millions then it'll be the best millions I've spent.
I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny.
I've seen a lot of movies get made where no one has control. No one likes it.
