“When I started, you didn't make a lot of money by being a comedian. You didn't get a lot of respect.”
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Your relationship with an agent has got to be mutually beneficial. If you can't help their careers, then they're not going to be interested.
I used to have a theory actually that, if you've had a good childhood, a good marriage and a little bit of money in the bank, you're going to make a lousy comedian.
I don't really dissect comedy. Nothing kills off humor more than overanalyzing it.
The Arab League tells us to go in and take out Qaddafi. We've spent billions of dollars already with respect to the Arab League. Billions of dollars, because they told us to do it. Why aren't they paying for it? They don't like Qaddafi, Qaddafi's been a terrible thorn in their side.
