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“I can't predict the future and I don't have respect for people who try to.”

Jackie Mason · Respect

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Jackie Mason

I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times.

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DMX

Do dirt, get dirt. So I treat people with the same respect that I want.

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Lucy Liu

You respect all of these people that you know in the business as actors. And they sort of turn around and say, we really like your work. It's a nice acknowledgment.

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Marguerite Gardiner

Who could look on these monuments without reflecting on the vanity of mortals in thus offering up testimonials of their respect for persons of whose very names posterity is ignorant?

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