“I'm not the guy to ask about politics. I'm a gag writer.”
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Always tell the truth - it's the easiest thing to remember.
My idea of perfect happiness is a healthy family, peace between nations, and all the critics die.
I understand that computers, which I once believed to be but a hermaphrodite typewriter-cum-filing cabinet, offer the cyber literate increased ability to communicate. I do not think this is altogether a bad thing, however it may appear on the surface.
The Founders recognized that Government is quite literally a necessary evil, that there must be opposition, between its various branches, and between political parties, for these are the only ways to temper the individual's greed for power and the electorates' desires for peace by submission to coercion or blandishment.
