“I have some very personal feelings about politics, but I don't get into it because I do comedy already.”
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This is the pain pacemaker. I've got a battery under my skin. From that battery are two electrodes that go into the spine where they cut bone away to accommodate it. Now I put on the power here. If I have the pain, the stimulator starts. It's tingling, like when your foot falls asleep, you know?
I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope.
If you're an old pro, you know how well you're doing when you're doing it, and your inner government spanks you if you're not doing well.
People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.
