“The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.”
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.